Noob Code
estimate

Photograph your menu and your invoices.

We’ll draft every recipe for you and estimate what each plate costs. You type nothing.

See a sample estimate Not open yet. This page is the whole pitch.
worst plateestimate

Your worst plate looks like the carbonara. We estimate it makes about

£0.31

a plate


Estimate, based on 3 invoices, 47 lines read, 19 Aug 2026. We drafted the portions — correct any of them in a tap.

This is the whole input. A paper delivery note, photographed on the pass.

Eleven lines, item by item, pack size by pack size. No integration, no supplier portal, nothing to install.

A crumpled paper supplier delivery note clipped to a stainless steel kitchen counter
supplier delivery note · 11 lines · £170.40
01the problem

You are pricing tonight’s menu on last year’s prices.

Butter, oil, chicken and cheese move every week. Nobody tells you. Three months of selling a loss-making dish happen before the accountant mentions it.

01

Gut feel

You price the plate at what the pub down the road charges, and hope.

02

The spreadsheet

You built one once, honestly. It went stale within six weeks.

03

The bookkeeper

One food cost percentage, once a month, and always too late to act on.

02 — why the last one failed

Every other costing tool starts with an empty recipe book.

That is why you quit the last one. Forty dishes, typed by hand, with portions and pack sizes, at 23:30. Nobody has that evening. Price was never the barrier.

We start from your menu instead. We draft an ingredient list and a portion for every dish, price it against your invoice lines, and show you the number. Then you correct what looks wrong.

Wrong-but-editable beats blank-and-honest, because blank never gets filled.
03how it will work

Six minutes, from your pocket to your worst plate.

00:20

Photograph your menu

A phone photo of the printed one is fine. We find the dishes and the menu prices.

01:00

Add one to five invoices

Photos of paper are fine. Blurry is usually fine too. Or forward the supplier’s email.

06:00

Read the number

Your plates, worst first, with the invoice lines and the drafted portions underneath.


No account, no password, no card before you see the number, and no recipe typed at any point.

04a sample Margin Table

Every dish, worst first.

estimate · 19 Aug 2026

One thing to look at tomorrow: the fillet steak. On our estimate it loses about £0.65 a plate.


dishmenuest. costest. GPGP %
Fillet steak & chips£19.50£20.15−£0.65−3.3%
Carbonara, set lunch£6.95£6.64£0.314.5%
Fish pie£15.50£6.05£9.4561.0%
Chicken & bacon pie£14.00£4.62£9.3867.0%
Beef bourguignon£16.00£4.80£11.2070.0%
Soup of the day£6.50£0.94£5.5685.5%
28 more dishes

Estimate, based on 3 invoices, 47 lines read, 19 Aug 2026. Menu prices read from the menu photo.

dish carddrafted

Carbonara, set lunch

The recipe we wrote from the dish name, priced against your own invoice lines.

Pancetta120 g£1.79
Parmesan60 g£1.32
Egg yolk4£1.40
Spaghetti200 g£0.44
Double cream100 ml£0.35
Butter20 g£0.18
Bread & side salad1£1.16
Estimated plate cost£6.64
Menu price£6.95

We drafted the portions on 5 of 7 ingredients. Correct any of them and the estimate changes on the spot.

05what is a fact, what is a guess

We tell you which half of the number we drafted.

fact

The prices are the prices.

We read them off the invoice your supplier sent you. Chicken thighs, 5 kg, £20.75, 17 Aug. When that goes up, it went up.

estimate

The portion is our draft.

How much parmesan lands on your plate is drafted. It is labelled an estimate, shown with its working, and corrected in a tap.

Correcting it is not a chore we impose. It is the mechanism: every correction makes your own estimate truer.

06the habit

When butter goes up, you get an email.

Price Alert · alerts@

Butter went up 11.0%. Three dishes got worse. On our estimate, your worst plate is now the mushroom risotto.

Sent only when a price actually moved. Forward an invoice, standing up, in fifteen seconds. Nothing to log into.

A thermal-paper kitchen docket curling from a steel order rail
the format we borrowed · a kitchen docket
07the others

We checked them all in Mar 2026.

toolpublished pricewho writes the recipes
Recipe Cost Calculator$24.17 a monthYou type them, or import a spreadsheet
Culvana$199 a month a siteYou type them
MarketMan$199–299 a monthYou type them
MarginEdge$350 a month a siteYou type them
Noob Code$199 for the yearWe draft them from your menu

Their prices as published on their own pages, checked Mar 2026, and they may have moved since. Recipe Cost Calculator costs less than us over a year, and it is good software. Not one of them writes your recipes for you.

08prices

Both prices are on this page. Nobody speaks to a salesperson.

Margin Report

one payment

$29

Your menu and up to five recent invoices, read once. Every dish costed and ranked worst first.

  • A Margin Table for your whole menu
  • The drafted recipe behind every dish
  • Emailed as a link and a PDF
  • Your $29 comes off a Year Pass within 30 days

Year Pass

twelve months

$199

Every invoice you send re-prices every dish, so the estimate never goes stale.

  • Unlimited invoice reading, included
  • A Margin Table that re-prices itself
  • Price Alerts by email when a supplier moves
  • A visible end date, and nothing renews itself

If we cannot make a useful report from your invoices, we refund without being asked.

Prices in USD. Nothing to buy yet, and no card is taken on this page.

Your menu already has the answer in it. Nobody has read it yet.

The estimator is not open yet. When it is, it starts with a photo of your menu.